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\"Images_4\"<\/a> D’abord, il y a l’annonce. CARIOCA, LE NOUVEAU GISEMENT BRESILIEN<\/a> CONTIENT 33 MILLIARDS DE BARILS.
Apr\u00e8s, il y a la r\u00e9alit\u00e9.
Ouai, c’est un peu offshore. Mais pas grand chose, il y a juste un petit oc\u00e9an de rien du tout. 
Ouai, c’est un peu profond. Mais c’est quoi 10 km de forages <\/a>?
Une babiole.
L’\u00e9quipement devra juste r\u00e9sister \u00e0 une pression quasi amicale : 8164 kg par cm2, des couches de sels d’ 1.6 km et 260 \u00b0 de temp\u00e9rature ambiante.
"Dans des gisements si chauds qu’il peuvent faire fondre le m\u00e9tal utilis\u00e9 pour transporter l’uranium dans les centrales nucl\u00e9aires   ". (Bloomberg). <\/p>\n

Mais ne vous en faites pas. Le b\u00e9n\u00e9fice est d\u00e9j\u00e0 fait. Rien que l’annonce a enrichi P\u00e9trobras.
A l’image de Coluche, enrichi par le simple t\u00e9l\u00e9gramme annon\u00e7ant sa candidature aux pr\u00e9sidentielles, P\u00e9trobras a gagn\u00e9 beaucoup d’argent avec un gisement pas encore exploit\u00e9, comme Toulouse qui vient d’\u00eatre d\u00e9truite par des avions pas encore construits.
C’est clair non ?
Je pense que, nous fran\u00e7ais, nous devrions rebaptiser ce gisement "Les pieds nickel\u00e9s<\/a>", c\u00e9l\u00e8bres agriculteurs, cultivant un seul produit, celui qui pousse de pr\u00e9f\u00e9rence dans les grandes villes : la poire.
Vous pouvez, bien entendu, acqu\u00e9rir la collection compl\u00e8te des pieds nickel\u00e9s pour une somme modique.
Vous verrez que les affaires ne se passent pas tr\u00e8s diff\u00e9remment que ce qui est d\u00e9crit dans ces BD. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Une babiole.L’\u00e9quipement […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":198,"featured_media":8747,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[991],"class_list":["post-2612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-actualites","tag-les-pieds-nickeles-10-km-de-forages-gisement-bresilien"],"yoast_head":"\nAIAAIAIAIAIIAIAIIAI CARIOCA !!!!!!!!! - leblogenergie.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.thesocialmedia.com\/leblogenergie\/2008\/05\/07\/aiaaiaiaiaiiaia\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"AIAAIAIAIAIIAIAIIAI CARIOCA !!!!!!!!! - leblogenergie.com\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"D’abord, il y a l’annonce. 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