{"id":3562,"date":"2007-11-09T21:32:29","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T21:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.thesocialmedia.com\/leblogenergie\/2007\/11\/09\/le-comique-de-s-2\/"},"modified":"2012-07-12T10:08:40","modified_gmt":"2012-07-12T10:08:40","slug":"le-comique-de-s-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.thesocialmedia.com\/leblogenergie\/2007\/11\/09\/le-comique-de-s-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Le comique de service."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.thesocialmedia.com\/leblogenergie\/files\/2012\/07\/images157.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"174\"  src=\"http:\/\/blogs.thesocialmedia.com\/leblogenergie\/files\/2012\/07\/images18.jpg\" alt=\"Images\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;float: left\" \/><\/a>Vous connaissez le Br\u00e9sil ?<br \/>Il y a deux sp\u00e9cialit\u00e9s.<br \/>Les enfants SDF, et le <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.fr\/imgres?imgurl=http:\/\/perso.orange.fr\/sailrover\/RIO-les%2520copines-site.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http:\/\/perso.orange.fr\/sailrover\/feedback.htm&amp;h=251&amp;w=351&amp;sz=20&amp;hl=fr&amp;start=4&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=G4qR3wLoJ-6uUM:&amp;tbnh=86&amp;tbnw=120&amp;prev=\/images%3Fq%3Dbresil%2Bstring%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dfr%26rls%3DGGGL,GGGL:2006-23,GGGL:fr%26sa%3DN\">slip qui rentre dans le cul<\/a>. <br \/>Une nouvelle \u00e9nerg\u00e9tique du pays de la samba, veut aussi nous <del>bipp censur\u00e9<\/del>, faire prendre des vessies pour des lanternes.<br \/>Une d\u00e9couverte<a href=\"http:\/\/www.enerzine.com\/10\/3384+Petrole-d-importantes-reserves-decouvertes-au-Bresil+.html\"> INCROYABLE<\/a><del>MENT<\/del> <del>ridicule <\/del>de p\u00e9trole offshore.<br \/>5 \u00e0 8 milliards de barils.<br \/>Qui devrait faire du Br\u00e9sil l&rsquo;\u00e9gal du V\u00e9n\u00e9zuela, et l&rsquo;un des plus gros exportateur.<\/p>\n<p>Bon.<br \/>Moi, en homme na\u00eff qui croit ce que l&rsquo;on me dit, je prends donc le montant maximal.<br \/>8 milliards, soit 8000 millions, divisons par 84 (la consommation mondiale journali\u00e8re), on arrive \u00e0 (ne soyons pas chien, arrondissons) 96 jours. <br \/>Apr\u00e8s \u00e7a, les &quot;plus grandes r\u00e9serves gazi\u00e8res et p\u00e9troli\u00e8res du monde&quot;, \u00e7a ne fait pas lourd, du tout. <br \/>Ou alors, les autres sont vraiment \u00e0 l&rsquo;agonie. <\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vous connaissez le Br\u00e9sil ?Il y a deux sp\u00e9cialit\u00e9s.Les enfants SDF, et le slip qui rentre dans le cul. 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