{"id":1415,"date":"2007-04-23T17:42:43","date_gmt":"2007-04-23T17:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.thesocialmedia.com\/leblogmoto\/2007\/04\/23\/scurit-routire-3\/"},"modified":"2012-07-11T14:38:50","modified_gmt":"2012-07-11T14:38:50","slug":"scurit-routire-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.thesocialmedia.com\/leblogmoto\/2007\/04\/23\/scurit-routire-3\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u00e9curit\u00e9 routi\u00e8re : absurde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.thesocialmedia.com\/leblogmoto\/files\/2012\/07\/814.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"143\"  alt=\"814\" src=\"http:\/\/www.leblogmoto.com\/images\/2007\/04\/23\/814.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;float: left\" \/><\/a> Un homme roule \u00e0 30km\/h sur sa moto 125 cm3 avenue des Gobelins \u00e0 Paris, \u00e0 la limite du couloir de bus , un jour de semaine en d\u00e9but d\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi. Il s\u2019appr\u00eate \u00e0 tourner quand deux policiers gar\u00e9s juste l\u00e0 lui font signe de s\u2019arr\u00eater. Il s\u2019ex\u00e9cute, vos papiers, veuillez retirer votre casque, vous avez une dr\u00f4le d\u2019haleine, mais j\u2019ai juste bu trois verres de bi\u00e8re \u00e0 table et encore dans des verres \u00e0 vin, c\u2019est cela, suivez nous.  <\/p>\n<p>On ne lui laisse pas le temps de poser l\u2019antivol sur sa moto ni m\u00eame la possibilit\u00e9 de retirer la cl\u00e9 de contact. Embarqu\u00e9 au commissariat pour y \u00eatre test\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9thylom\u00e8tre. R\u00e9sultat : 0,7grammes. Le plafond est \u00e0 0,4grammes.<br \/>Je peux t\u00e9l\u00e9phoner, ma m\u00e8re arrive de province, je dois aller la chercher. En lieu et place du t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, ce sera d\u00e9shabillage complet, inspection du trou du cul, projet avort\u00e9 de d\u00e9couper l\u2019alliance bien viss\u00e9e dans le doigt puis mise \u00e0 l\u2019ombre dans une cellule crasseuse au sous-sol. Pas d\u2019explication, pas de contact avec l\u2019ext\u00e9rieur, c\u2019est comme \u00e7a. Puis on le sort, on lui menotte les mains dans le dos et on le planque cette fois dans une cellule de d\u00e9grisement avant de le ramener dans sa cellule de garde \u00e0 vue. L\u2019interrogatoire reprend, nom, pr\u00e9nom, \u00e9tudes, normale sup \u00e7a se passe avant ou apr\u00e8s le bac, ah bon apr\u00e8s, \u00e7a ne vous emb\u00eate pas si je corrige les fautes d\u2019orthographe avant de signer, faites je vous en prie, comme c\u2019est la premi\u00e8re fois vous n\u2019aurez qu\u2019un retrait de permis de cinq ou six mois estimez-vous heureux. Notez qu\u2019ils le voussoient, c\u2019est la r\u00e8gle. Sauf que les \u201cnon monsieur\u201d d\u00e9pourvus d\u2019\u00e2me, le voussoiement m\u00e9canique, \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s aussi naturel qu\u2019un \u201cbonne journ\u00e9e\u201d de caissi\u00e8re de supermarch\u00e9, les non-r\u00e9ponses aux questions qu\u2019on pose sur le d\u00e9roulement de la proc\u00e9dure, l\u2019impression d\u2019\u00eatre devenu, en quelque heures, un objet, un insecte, qu\u2019on sort puis qu\u2019on replace dans une bo\u00eete, sont pires que tous les \u00ab tutoiements\u201d. Une fois lib\u00e9r\u00e9, l\u2019homme retourne l\u00e0 o\u00f9 son cauchemar \u00e9veill\u00e9 avait commenc\u00e9. Il retrouve sa moto sans antivol avec les cl\u00e9s sur le contact. Un peu sonn\u00e9, il h\u00e8le un taxi qui l\u2019engueule, l\u2019insulte et le fout dehors \u00e0 peine a-t-il pos\u00e9 un pied \u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur au motif qu\u2019il a risqu\u00e9 d\u2019\u00e9rafler sa porti\u00e8re en l\u2019ouvrant si pr\u00e8s du trottoir. C\u2019\u00e9tait la violence ordinaire d\u2019une journ\u00e9e ordinaire dans la capitale ordinaire d\u2019un pays qui se veut exceptionnel en f\u00e9vrier dernier.<\/p>\n<p>Ce \u201ctunnel d\u2019absurdit\u00e9\u201d, dont Kafka a fait une oeuvre, Christophe Mercier en a fait une plaquette de circonstance comme on dirait un texte de combat sous le titre Garde \u00e0 vue (30 pages, 3 euros, Ph\u00e9bus). Sauf que celui-ci est couch\u00e9 d\u2019une \u00e9criture blanche, s\u00e8che, neutre. Ce n\u2019est pas Le Pro\u00e7\u00e8s mais le PV. 30 petites pages pour 19 tr\u00e8s longues heures. Du concentr\u00e9 de v\u00e9cu. Un t\u00e9moignage qui est vraiment bienvenu justement parce qu\u2019il n\u2019a rien d\u2019extraordinaire. Pas de torture, pas de coups, pas d\u2019insultes. Juste le grand jeu du petit personnel de la r\u00e9pression. Ca fait r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir. Aujourd\u2019hui c\u2019est lui, demain nous. Des histoires comme celle-l\u00e0, les Fran\u00e7ais en vivent tous les jours par centaines, la m\u00eame chose, exactement la m\u00eame, est arriv\u00e9e il y \u00e0 6 mois \u00e0 un ami journaliste de Toulouse\u2026On peut d\u00e8s lors se demander si <a href=\"http:\/\/ma-tvideo.france3.fr\/video\/iLyROoaft3lP.html\">les motards de cette vid\u00e9o<\/a> avaient r\u00e9ellement quelque chose de grave a se repprocher !<\/p>\n<p> Source : <a href=\"http:\/\/passouline.blog.lemonde.fr\/2007\/04\/11\/dans-le-tunnel-dabsurdite\/\">le blog de Pierre Assouline<\/a><br \/>Illustration: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lerepairedesmotards.com\/\">le repaire des motards.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un homme roule \u00e0 30km\/h sur sa moto 125 cm3 avenue des Gobelins \u00e0 Paris, \u00e0 la limite du couloir de bus , un jour de semaine en d\u00e9but d\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi. Il s\u2019appr\u00eate \u00e0 tourner quand deux policiers gar\u00e9s juste l\u00e0 lui font signe de s\u2019arr\u00eater. Il s\u2019ex\u00e9cute, vos papiers, veuillez retirer votre casque, vous avez [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":333,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-divers"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>S\u00e9curit\u00e9 routi\u00e8re : absurde - leblogmoto.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.thesocialmedia.com\/leblogmoto\/2007\/04\/23\/scurit-routire-3\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"S\u00e9curit\u00e9 routi\u00e8re : absurde - leblogmoto.com\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Un homme roule \u00e0 30km\/h sur sa moto 125 cm3 avenue des Gobelins \u00e0 Paris, \u00e0 la limite du couloir de bus , un jour de semaine en d\u00e9but d\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi. 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